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This list are four YouTube reasons why we, as a society of people, are going straight to hell. No judgement day, no attonement for sin. Straight up Satan and Saddam house party.
FOX News Challenges You ... You Moron:
The first, but certainly not the last appearance, on this list is brought to you by none other than FOX News. Not only do they have God fearing, Gay marriage debating, Red State parading believing that they will take them to the journalistic etopian promised land; they've dropped all subtlities and said that yes, you, average American, are dumber than a fifth grader. And who better to host the show than the comedy world's local slack jawed idiot: Jeff Foxworthy. Well slap my ass and call me a rootin' tootin' brain dead dummy. If you're still happy that Jeff Foxworthy is alive, you might be a red neck.
And God will Strike down upon thee with Greased Lighting:
If there was any indication that our fellow man has completely detached from reality, this has to be the red flag, with ten spotlights flashing brightly on it's crimson fury, while a man with a bullhorn is screaming "Fire! Rape! FIRE! RAPE", and shoots a firey flare on the flag, sending it into a blaze of glory. DO NOT, I REPEAT, DO NOT watch the entire clip, or you may just have an aneurysm and bite the big one right where you sit. The only chance of redemption is to parade Trekkies and people who think the Lord of the Rings is real right in front of the contestants, only to mock them on the fact that they will score more times than those greased idiots will after this travesty.
Anna Nicole Smith will not DIE!:
As floods and floods of new Anna Nicole Smith comes in, and new developments are in constant blah blah blah NO MORE! PLEASE NO MORE! Are we looking at the same video just an inch above this text? She's dead, but she's not? How messed up of a concept is that? And nobody cares about the baby, because everyone who remotely knows the track record of Anna Nicole Smith, that kid was doomed from the start. Jeez!
Now this is satire ... FOXIFIED!:
Just because you probably don't believe that a producer, tv crew, camera men, and their respective families posing as a pseudo live audience would actually put together 30 minutes of pure bullshit. FOX News doesn't understand the common thread between themselves, and their conservative audience: THEY AREN'T FUNNY! How is it possible to bomb this bad with a laugh track? If you listen carefully, there's a faint voice in the recycled track in the background that says, "man, this sucks." Imagine the brainstorming session that goes on behind the scenes at the "1/2 Hour News Hour", all the painstaking effort and craft that goes into the "gay penguin" punchline, or the genius pen stroke of the "BO Magazine" sketch. It brings a tear to my eye, that finally, republicans humble the bullying left with a barrage of carefully delivered zingers to finely attuned laugh track editing.
Welcome to the apocolypse folks.
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Bitter much, Wes? The world is all going to Hell, so that's why I have already gotten my parachute on to avoid the lameness that be humanity. Youtube...my enemy...my enemy...but cool if I am looking for movie trailers or old commercials that aren't from retrojunk.
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