If there is one thing about Monmouth I would like to know, it would be this: where the hell the do squirrels go in the winter?

Is there some squirrel vacation resort, that the entire squirrel population gets some grandiose group discount? It seems that they simply pick up and leave. I'd imagine that Monmouth would try and curb the amount of squirrels, because of their burrowing habits. The existance of squirrels is an example of living irony. Like many animals, they prepare for the winter by storing food. So what squirrels do are dig holes in the ground and throw various nuts, berries, etc. into them for later eating. However, like many of students of the 8:30, their memories are shot. So, they forget where they bury their food, and wander aimlessly in search of where it is stored. Kind of like the Parking Garage episode of Seinfeld... only with squirrels.

So the thing I want to know is squirrels. What's the deal, Monmouth?